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"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

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"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

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"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

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"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

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Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Invasion of privacy.'

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'