Digital Critique Prints

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Fact amnesty"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Meet the People of the Internet

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Precisely Inprecise

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Internet Commenter Magazine.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Blogging Shoes

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature