Digital World Critic Prints

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"Didn't we have a dog with us when we left the house?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

I.T. Fear

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Does he byte?"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"I write reactionary half-truths and broad generalizations, therefore I am."

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

Computer Key Office

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

'Here's the man who created the 'Exploding Email'.'

"Put that complaint to the top of the queue, have you seen how many Twitter followers he has?"

Children's games and technology