Digital Communication Analyst Prints

"You know, there are other emojis."

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"You are still here."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"I meant the dog!"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"I write reactionary half-truths and broad generalizations, therefore I am."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Are you two still not texting?'

"This could have been an e-mail."

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"