Digital Classroom Dweller Mugs

Before we continue... Jackson, please ask your father to put on a bathrobe. Cierra, I still can't see you. Try wuping the hummus off of your camera."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Computer Room.

"Oh, this old thing?"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Spooning

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The weightless office.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"That's our copy cat."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."