Digital Citizen Pillows

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

Will like AND comment on every on of your Facebook posts, for food.

'I'm sorry, Kevin. There's more to current events than what's trending on twitter.'

"I tweeted that I don't think twitter offers more freedom of speech now. . . Whereupon they deleted my account!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

The interested bystanders.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

World Production.

Peace Locked in a Cage

Coronavirus world

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

A world divided by the war

World Hunger Conference.

Another shot heard round the world.

Soberana vaccines

Fleeing Kabul

Climate Change -- You are here.

Hypocrisy about poverty

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Fact amnesty"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Refugee Crisis

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."