Digital Budgeter Prints

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Keep the econoimy moving

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

Homeless count.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."