Digital Budgeter Mugs

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Keep the econoimy moving

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

"All those in favor Retweet."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Homeless count.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'