Digital Blues Aficionado Pillows

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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Modern Life Blues

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Robert Johnson

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Elephant blues

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Man playing bum-note.

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"