Blues Music Aficionado Pillows

'Man, I got the Only-A-Half-Hour-For-Lunch-And-The-Salmon-Ain't-Jumping Blues.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Piano Recital

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Rap music

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Algorithm 'n' Blues