Digital Annoyance Warrior T-Shirts

Online shopper encounters spam.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Technology hates me.'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Stressed Office Junior

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Computer From Hell

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

Are you calling 911?!

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'