Digital Annoyance Warrior T-Shirts

Online shopper encounters spam.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Technology hates me.'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Stressed Office Junior

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Computer From Hell

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'