Digital Age Struggler T-Shirts

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Buy my data $20"

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

His Master's Data.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Technology hates me.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Error: Out of memory.

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

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