Digital Age Pet Owners Gifts

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Polly wants on-line.'