Digital Age Intellectual T-Shirts

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Modern Portrait Gallery

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

After the summer holidays