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Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Barcode Dreams

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'