Digital-age Family T-Shirts

"We've chosen her name, but we still have to come up with her passwords."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Virtual Beach

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Newborns on cell phones

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

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"Cool bonfire app, man."

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

At the modern antenatal class.

Stroller Cellphone

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."