Digital Age Defier Prints

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

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