Digestive Tract Daredevil Gifts

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Kitchen Tetris

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Touché"

"I am not asking for directions."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Fast food trap.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'