Digestive Humorists T-Shirts

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Tooth fairy

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The customer is always right...'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The New Age Dentist.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

The mushroom pickers

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'