Dieting Daydreamer Mugs

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Dieting Motivation.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Shrink

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"I do diet...between snacks."

'So, how did the crash diet go?'

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"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Woman and scales.