Dietary Preferences Enthusiast Prints

"Is that gluten free?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."