Dietary Disciplinarian T-Shirts

Dress up the discipline with humorous T-shirts celebrating a serious approach to healthy living—fun, witty, and perfect for everyday wear or workout days.

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"I had it sealed to make sure you stick to your diet."

"I had it sealed to make sure you stick to your diet." mockup

"I had it sealed to make sure you stick to your diet."

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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?" mockup

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

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In the Guru District

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water." mockup

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

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Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.' mockup

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.' mockup

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

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What the Doctor Ordered

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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.' mockup

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

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Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Life with a professional baseball catcher. mockup

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

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Raw food, after you leave for work. mockup

Raw food, after you leave for work.

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Chez Nous Menu

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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Bad for you but to die for

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..." mockup

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'. mockup

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

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"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides." mockup

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.' mockup

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.' mockup

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes. mockup

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

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'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?' mockup

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.' mockup

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

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Dietary Disciplinarian T-Shirts Collection

Dietary Disciplinarian Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs designed for dietary disciplinarians—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Dietary Disciplinarian Pillows

Discover plush pillows that bring humor to their space—ideal for anyone who’s serious about their diet.

Dietary Disciplinarian Prints

Browse vibrant prints that showcase their dedication—fun wall art for kitchens or workout areas.