Dietary Dilemma Diver Pillows

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

"A minute on the lips"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

This fly is doing the backstroke

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'