Dietary Decision-maker T-Shirts

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Career Choices

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

High Tech/Low Tech.