Diet Satire Enthusiast Prints

Decorate their walls with prints that humorously depict the realities and contradictions of dieting—ideal for inspiring smiles and conversations about food and fitness.

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'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

"Two vegans, please."

"Two vegans, please."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'The customer is always right...'

'The customer is always right...'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Before and After Holiday Diet

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

"Is it working?"

"Is it working?"

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Diet Satire Enthusiast Prints Collection

Diet Satire Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for diet satire enthusiasts and start every day with a smile and a sip of humor.

Diet Satire Enthusiast Pillows

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Diet Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover funny t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of dieting struggles—perfect for casual wear and making statements about food and fitness.