Diet Pill Explorer Prints

Before/After

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Nutritional Supplements.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Cardiac day patients?"

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"We've gone glutton-free."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

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