Diet Fad Follower Mugs

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

All Natural Nothing

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

Hoax Ethnic Food

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'