Diet Discussion Facilitator Mugs

'Don't make me come up there!'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."