Diet Deliberators Mugs

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'So how's the diet going Helen?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

The Atkins Diet.

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'You need a more balanced diet.'