Diet Dilemmist Mugs

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Things you'll never hear me say.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

"How can we be overweight? We eat like birds."

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

"Evolution helped us to store body fat so that we wouldn't starve before the pizza was ready."

'Running is a great form of exercise, even if it's only to get to the takeaway before closing time.'

'It's called the 'Phone Diet.' but I don't think it works. I've been pressing the 'Pound' key all day and haven't lost a single one.'

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'