Diet Dilemma Humorists T-Shirts

Make their wardrobe funnier with t-shirts that celebrate the humor in dieting struggles. Clever designs and witty sayings turn everyday wear into a statement of humor and resilience.

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'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'The customer is always right...'

'The customer is always right...'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Fast Food Dieter

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Before and After Holiday Diet

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"Is it working?"

"Is it working?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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