Diet Culture Mugs

'The Nihilist Deli'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

I see Marge made size zero at long last.

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The discovery of asparagus.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Is it free-range?"

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'