Diet Culture Commentator Mugs

'No. I don't know how many calories it has.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'