Die-hard Mets Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Let's go, Mets!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

No Baseball

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"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

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"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

COVID19 ACE

"My husband is a football fan."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

Stoop Fan

Ballot Boxes and Smoke Signals

"I'm a foul weather fan."

' Come on ump! That's two in a row! Hello?...Mr. Umpire?'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.