Die-hard Baseball Fan Prints

' Come on ump! That's two in a row! Hello?...Mr. Umpire?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

No Baseball

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Goal!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'