Dictionary Writer Pillows

'Giddy-up: (interjection), a command to a horse to make it start or go faster... So, that's what he's been meaning all these years...'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Roget's Pet

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Samuel Johnson

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Dr. Samuel Johnson

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.