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"See – they named a word after us: phlegmatic."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

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"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'