Dictation Mugs

"Take a letter, any letter"

The MBA Draft

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

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Crystal Ball Plug

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Dunhomin"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Hog Futures

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'