Dice Roller Extraordinaire Pillows

Down On My Luck

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Essex computer.

Destination casinos...

Witch dice.

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Dog fetches dice

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'm all in.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Leftover seeds."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Snake eyes again!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I deserve this and much, much more."