Diaper Duty Survivors Prints

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

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ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Free Hugs

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Gangster Babies

"I think this end is loaded."

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces