Diaper Dodgers Mugs

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Free Hugs

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

Gangster Babies

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Well he smells like his father."

'Occupational hazard.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'