Diaper Debacle Pillows

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A Tit for Tat.

Changing the baby.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Parenting magazines.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Occupational hazard.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

3 days without an accident.

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'