Dialogue Strategist Prints

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Meet the Enemy

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"Since you became a management consultant we don't seem to speak sense any more."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"Effective and CLEAR communication with customers is ESSENTIAL so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue."

'Him? Oh, he's my job interview coach.'

'Tell me, Mr Tolteck, have you applied for the headhunter or the key account manager position?'

'Just a tip, never be the bearer of bad news - people will automatically blame you for it...'

5 YEARS AGO

Democrats' Brilliant Scheme to Bring Down President Trump

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"O.K., Jimbo, let's dance with wolves."