Dialogue Dynamo Mugs

'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'

'Let my focus group interface with your focus group!'

Conversation-Killer Whale

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Romance

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Engineer on the move.

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Got Rationality?

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

Business of Finger-pointing

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Jeremy Corbyn

'He's always looking for an argument!'