Darling, we really should talk some time."
Dialogue Driver Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their love for lively conversations and creative exchanges. Perfect for dialogue drivers who enjoy a witty, inspiring brew every morning.
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Dialogue
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Meet the Enemy
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."
Exciting potato bugs.
'Iguana know what time it is.'
Conversation between Dogs.
F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET
"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?
The Tangents talk it over.
"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."
Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.
'I wish somebody would say something.'
"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."
'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'
'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'
"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."
"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"
The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'
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