Dialogue Builder Mugs

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”