Dialogue Analyst Pillows

"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."

We Hate the Left, Please Don't Leave Us Lefties

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Meet the Enemy

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Moral Outrage.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

The Tangents talk it over.

'Safe!'

The psychiatrist.

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"May I air-quote you?"

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

Concrete action v local solution