Diagrams Gifts

Evolution explained.

'Nice of you to ask. My bronchitis is acting up, I have a collapsed lung, my acid-reflux is terrible, I have a heart murmur...'

PODs Venn Diagram

My Dancing

"And this overlap in the middle is the place I call home."

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often

"If you would make a venn diagram of racist, who don't consider themselves racists, and Republicans...you would have a circle."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

Cariactures

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."