Diagram Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

Cariactures

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog