Diagnosis Dilettante Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that capture the eclectic, curious vibe of a diagnosis dilettante—ideal for inspiring their next great adventure or curiosity.

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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Garlic Free Zone.

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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers. mockup

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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'House wine?'

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"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees." mockup

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

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"Forget it - she's out of your league." mockup

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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Macho Vegetarian

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"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific." mockup

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

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"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?" mockup

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

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Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags! mockup

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!" mockup

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

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'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.' mockup

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

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'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!' mockup

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?" mockup

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

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"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'." mockup

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

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'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

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"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going." mockup

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

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"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!" mockup

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

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'Should I buy or sell?'

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'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.' mockup

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

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"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick." mockup

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

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"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results." mockup

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

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"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty" mockup

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

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Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident. mockup

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

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"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?" mockup

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

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"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

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'Are you fit, attractive male...?' mockup

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

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The singles bar...

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"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight." mockup

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

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'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?' mockup

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'

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Diagnosis Dilettante Prints Collection

Diagnosis Dilettante Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for diagnosis dilettantes—quirky, colorful, and full of personality. Perfect for anyone with a love of every interest under the sun.

Diagnosis Dilettante Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows that reflect the eclectic curiosity of the diagnosis dilettante—comfortable and full of character.

Diagnosis Dilettante T-Shirts

Find fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the diagnosis dilettante’s passion for exploring a multitude of interests with humor and flair.